Small-Town Filmmakers

‘Spose it’s my day to be snotty.

Well, Michelle, when is it ever NOT your day to be snotty?



Stupid filmmakers are the ones who ask their rich uncle for money to shoot their film.

Then they rent a super fancy schmancy expensive gee-whiz crane for one overhead shot.

Then, they run out of money after that one expensive gee-whiz shot.

Halfway through their film.

And can’t finish shooting the film.

Then their rich uncle loses his money.

He will never fund another one of their films.

And they have spoiled it for the rest of us filmmakers who might have wanted to tap the rich uncle or the rich uncle’s friends.

Bitch, bitch, bitch.


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