People I Hate


  • People who crackle their candy wrappers in the movies
  • People in walkers with oxygen tanks, puffing a cigarette
  • People who talk at the movies
  • Fat people riding carts in grocery store, with a pack of smokes in their pocket
  • People who laugh at sit-coms
  • People shopping at Nordstrom, stepping over homeless people as if they were not there
  • Most of the brainless teens who write reviews on IMDB
  • People at the fairgrounds in phony cowboy outfits
  • Women on TV shows who can’t act
  • People with crop tops and blubber bellies
  • A certain TV star who said acting is a “good day job” but who really wants to “be a mom”
  • People standing in a check-out line talking on a cell phone loudly
  • Independent filmmakers who think films can only be about young, skinny people
  • People smoking in a car with kids in the back and windows rolled up
  • Hollywood development executives who think films can only be about young, skinny people
  • People smoking in the car with dogs in the back and windows rolled up
  • Directors who say, “Just do it different.”
  • People who don’t cross-tie dogs down in their pickups; but let them rattle around
  • Makeup who tries to force actresses to use colors that make us feel like we look like crap
  • People who carry dead elk in their truck
  • People who complain too much
  • Mothers jogging, pushing baby carriers, with a cig in their mouth
  • People who criticize other people for their addictions, but who have not been able to resolve their own issues
  • Dick Cheney
  • Joe Lieberman
  • Liz Cheney
  • Dubbya
  • Senior

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