Letters from My Readers

Dear Michelle,

You are kidding, right?

Your reader


Dear Reader,

No.

Michelle


Dear Michelle,

You really think your writing partner should quit going to auditions  so she can work on your screenplay?

Your Reader


Dear Reader,

Yes.

Michelle


Dear Michelle,

You really think your writing partner should give up time with her family to work on the script?

Your Reader


Dear Reader,

If you mean those bratty, spoiled pre-teenage pains-in-the-butt who  could definitely stay on their own after school, yes I do.

Sincerely,

Michelle


Dear Michelle,

Do you really think improv is stupid?

Your offended Reader


Dear Offended Offal Reader Rearender,

There Are So Many Jokes I Could Make About Your Signature, Dear Reader.

Most improv is verbal masturbation, not acting.  If my writing partner were actually interested in art; that is, ART,I mean A*R*T*, and not having her face in a hot light, she should be writing.

Michelle


Dear Michelle,

You DO realize why you have no friends, right?

Your Reader


Dear Fan,

Yes.  Sadly.

Michelle

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