Crazy Lady Writer, Part Three

Part the Ninth

Poor saintly Norman Berns thought he was hiring a somewhat sane film producer or at least a not-so-unbalanced filmmaker or at least someone who knew better than to take her shirt off in public to write this column; but alas he has unknowingly retained a Crazy Lady Writer who sometimes actually accidentally perhaps and certainly not consistently manages to make films but usually is locked away in a tower taking massive quantities of pharmaceuticals and crying and laughing and wondering what it is all about what is the meaning of life, so I apologize dear Norman Berns and I promise that tomorrow it will be back to strictly business and I will write copious technical details about how to measure marketing impact of pixel placement on promotional web properties and the value or lack thereof of exit polls at premieres and the monetization of derivative collateral.

locked in a tower


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