I Am A Fraud


I hereby declare that I am a fraud.  A big, fat fake.  I might as well be telling people that I am the Secretary General of the United Federation of Planets.  Or a professional nose picker.  I’ve been on exactly one audition this year.  One.  And I had a chance to have a look-see with a director of another film and I turned it down because I didn’t think it was perfect enough; it wasn’t legit enough.  And I was invited to pitch a TV reality show and a documentary film, both of which I turned down. 


I’m a big, fat fraud.  When I tell you I’m an actor and a filmmaker, don’t believe me.

2 Responses to I Am A Fraud

  1. Old friend October 21, 2012 at 7:54 am #

    Why are you so hard on yourself? Are you that critical of your friends and loved ones? You did write three books of very funny and provocative poems. I think you had a pretty good year.

  2. shyman October 21, 2012 at 8:07 pm #

    Thank you, Old Friend, for reading my blog and for positive support. Time goes by…I wrote those books over a year ago.


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