I hereby declare that I am a fraud. A big, fat fake. I might as well be telling people that I am the Secretary General of the United Federation of Planets. Or a professional nose picker. I’ve been on exactly one audition this year. One. And I had a chance to have a look-see with a director of another film and I turned it down because I didn’t think it was perfect enough; it wasn’t legit enough. And I was invited to pitch a TV reality show and a documentary film, both of which I turned down.
I’m a big, fat fraud. When I tell you I’m an actor and a filmmaker, don’t believe me.