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Dear Head Moose,

 

Please consider my application to be a stand-up kvetch at your next convention.  You might enjoy my making fun of the suffering of others.  I have never performed stand-up.  Usually I insult my immediate family.  I had a bad childhood and lack the social skills necessary to hold up my end of a two-way conversation.  Nevertheless, I would like to try out my insensitive humor on your association membership.

 

Sincerely,

Michelle Shyman

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