Why I Am a Screenwriter, Part I

 

1. It’s the insane people I have met.

Fiction.  NOT.

How can you not write fiction when life hands you material?

 

People.  They drive me nuts.

  • Saul Pwanson (formerly Paul Swanson) won’t speak to me.  He unfriended me on Facebook after I pointed out that he had collected signatures on an initiative petition and never turned them in.
  • Susan Forrest stopped speaking to me after I suggested since her husband was a millionaire and I was unemployed, that she pay more than 50% of our theater production costs.
  • Alex Yan won’t speak to me because I invited him to a meeting and he didn’t feel like coming.
  • Brian Retford won’t speak to me because Saul Pwanson won’t speak to me.
  • Mindy—I think she won’t speak to me because she hates the person who introduced us to each other.

 

And that is why I Am a Screenwriter.

 

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4 Responses to Why I Am a Screenwriter, Part I

  1. Steven Gladstone August 22, 2012 at 9:44 pm #

    Good to leave, The older Nephew is an obvious idiot, you get Marshmallows for a burning X-mas tree – maybe later a fire extinguisher.

  2. shyman August 23, 2012 at 11:15 am #

    Hey, Steven! Great suggestions. hahahahahaha….it’s STILL a good screenplay, no?

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