Dear To Whom It May Etcetera

To Whom It May Concern,


Please consider my formal application to be the stand-up comic at your upcoming groundwater filtration convention. I am skilled in whining, blaming others for my faults, exaggeration, jokes about bodily functions, cruel sarcasm and primal screaming.


Sincerely yours,
Michelle Shyman


 

, ,

No comments yet.

Leave a Reply

Powered by WordPress. Designed by Woo Themes