Film vs. Movies

In Main Street Video last night, the clerk did not know who Fellini was.

 

“How do you spell that?”

 

Fellini

 

“Oh, a foreign film.”

 

For almost 25 years, i have cherished my pick for worst movie of all time. It was Zuma Beach, a C-movie about bathing suits in LA. Its most memorable line was “Nobody calls Dugan a turd.”

But, now, another has supplanted it in my heart. The Man Who Fell to Earth with David Bowie is the worst ever. The acting sucks, the plot is completely stupid with no story continuity, the sex is boring. Ick. What was all the fuss about?

 

Bowie

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