Archive | June, 2012

Nutsoid Film Peeps

Today is devoted to generalized griping.   Kerry the director who, ever since I appeared in his film adaptation of Marigolds, has been emailing me inviting me to purchase legal insurance plans from him or to attend Tupperware parties at his house…endlessly   June the screenwriter who wanted product placement in my film, albeit UNPAID, […]

Celebrity Lust

Hubby doesn’t mind // If I have fantasy sex // With DiCaprio //   George Clooney Sean Penn // Johnny Depp Mos Def Brad Pitt // Bernadette Peters //   Scarlett Johanssen // Drew Barrymore Brent Spiner // Or Carlos Andres Gomez //   Sam Shepard  Joan Jett // Eartha Kitt  Christopher Reeve… // …well, […]

Writing Club

Writing Club met on Saturday mornings at La Coquette. Toni had long black hair like Morticia Addams.  Toni’s father had abused Toni and her sister.  Toni’s daughter had been taken away from her when Toni was institutionalized for severe depression.  Her ex-husband took the girl and Toni didn’t see her again for 30 years.  Toni […]

BBC

Clicked on the remote.  Found a show called “My Big Breasts.” Yes, this is true.  Not one of my writerly exaggerations.  The network hosting this show was listed on my program guide as BBC-A.  I thought, for sure, that is an abbreviation for Big Breast Channel.  Later I discovered it stood for British Broadcasting Company.

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