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Michelle The Great will return to this spot in a week. Lucky you.
I’m on vacation till December. I’m having octuplets.
…go read some old posts. They go all the way back to 2007, you know. You didn’t know? What’s wrong with you?
…or just too lazy to make a post. Your choice. The prima donna will return the first week of December.
…like you care. I will return the first week of December.
Yep, even if my husband didn’t have a mad crush on Jessica Alba … …and even if The Honest Company hadn’t asked me to write this post… …and even though I like Alba’s darker brunette color better than that almost-blond look she’s got going lately…. …I totally think this is SUPER cool. I love […]
Films about art as an inspiration for a life lived Kiss of the Spider Woman (imagination) The Piano (music) Five Easy Pieces (music) The Source (poetry)
Went to a party last week. A Sweet-Young-Chickie sat next to me and told me that she broke up with her Not-Working-Boyfriend and moved out of her group housing situation. Not-Working-Boyfriend is still living in the group housing with all the roommates and Sweet-Young-Chickie is still financially supporting him, though they have split up. She’s […]
Since your dear columnist, mentor, psychic guide, beneficiary of your will and soon-to-be-sainted Michelle still has her head up her ass and refuses to write new blogs, here we bring you a readers’ favorite re-run. Dear Michelle, What do you know about Horse Actors? Mr. Ed was a hack! He used a teleprompter. […]